Sunday, December 30, 2001

It's official -- my Blogger days are over. But don't cry, because now is all blogged up with Greymatter. Photos! Links! Daily updates!

See you there!

Saturday, December 29, 2001

Hang on to your wimples, kids, because Mr. Jimmie spent some time this morning designing a shiny new RubberNun page. It's gonna be so cool!
God picked the president. Now you know who to blame.
Mornin'. I had a dream I was flying around a big backyard, with the sun on my skin and the breeze in my hair. Which was feathered, for some reason.

Friday, December 28, 2001

I forgot to post this before. Happy Birthday, Baby Jesus!

Actual Quote: While Santa puts gifts under your tree ...JESUS became our gift and died on the tree, For you & for me.
Yet another reason why you should get your news from non-US media, at least some of the time. "Man of the Year," my ass.
I am bored at work, and I am stuck for a headline, so I did what any self-respecting journalist with time to kill would do: fun with Google!

Of course, I've Googled myself a million times before. But this is the first time this particular nugget has appeared. I think it's by far the freakiest thing I've seen on the Internet with my name in it. And such awful writing! A relevant tidbit: "He understood that he had been both too scared and too lazy to say anything to Ms. Amy Carlton, the beautiful brunette he had always likened to a slightly sexier Dana Delaney." Great googly-moogly!

And, really, is there such a thing as a "slightly sexier Dana Delaney"?
You are what you eat, but what are you eating? Surprise: Morningstar Farms meat analogs (including their stellar corn dogs) may be vegetarian, but they contain nasty GMOs. Bleah. So does Coke -- one more reason to get that bubbly brown monkey off my back.

Oh, and ew.
Prepare to shudder violently.

thanks again to they have some kick-ass links, those kids
Who owns your ass?

thanks for the link
More bad times for free speech. And another reason to see "The Royal Tenenbaums" -- support Danny Glover!

Thursday, December 27, 2001

My advice to you: Go see "The Royal Tenenbaums." It is so very good.

Sunday, December 23, 2001

You know all and see all, but that doesn't prevent you from having a child-like innocence and a playful sense of humor. You obviously think very highly of yourself, but that's okay, everyone does. Told ya God was a woman!!

Take The "Which Kevin Smith Female Are You?" Quiz!!

OK, first try -- I only wish God was someone not nearly as lame as Alanis Morrissette.

You're a very open and adventurous person, you've been around the block and back several times. Yet, as all people do, you realize that this life style cannot go on forever and need to settle down. Hopefully as more time progresses you'll stick to one gender and not be so greedy!

Take The "Which Kevin Smith Female Are You?" Quiz!!

Ahh, that's better.

Thursday, December 20, 2001

In other news, I would like it to be known that Mr. Jimmie is the best boyfriend ever. Nun porn for x-mas. I love that man!
Who would steal Mary for drug money?!?! What kind of drugs can you get with a concrete virgin?

Wednesday, December 19, 2001

Let me start out with a basket of chips.

"As some people wring their hands about the invasion of privacy and civil liberty, a whole other generation is going to go, 'Cool! I've always wanted to embed technology in my body'..." Saffo said.